How to Have the BEST Fantasy Fest 2018!
We are days away from the most colorful, creative, costumed (or barely clothed) Festival of Key West and it’s so close we can almost taste the drinks and smell the paint.
Fantasy Fest isn’t something you accidentally arrive during the middle of without knowing (you already know from the hotel room price spike). So it’s very unlikely that you came unprepared, but like many of us, so much goes into planning costumes, or securing special parade viewing tickets, that the details get hazy, or lost, or better yet ignored! To help a brother (or sister) out, we’ve made it easy for you to have the BEST Fantasy Fest that you could possibly have. From cocktails to costumes, we’ve got your hook up on how to maximize what could be your very first, last, or one-and-only Fest with all the inside scoop! Happy Parading!
Let’s Start with the Basics…
What To Do: There are approximately one million parties (not really, but definitely a big handful each night) happening in the 10-day Fantasy Fest (aka “FF”) span, and you’re NOT going to make it to them all, so start by scanning the FF Website to pin point your favorite themed parties to attend the nights you’re here.
*Insider tip: Themed costume or not, even if you’re dressed “to the nines” for a niche-themed party, always have a back up party or bar (or two) incase anything turns sour. It’s better to go to a fun place in the wrong costume, then stay and have a bad time. Ps. everyone’s drinking and no one cares that you’re showing up to the Great Gatsby party dressed as a Pimp.
So Speaking of Getting Dressed Up, “What If I Don’t have a Costume?”
Where To Get a Costume: Sadly, there’s not a lot of options when it comes to costume buying in Key West. Don’t despair! “Not a lot” means there still are one or 2 options…
Start the search at Fairvilla. It’s the closest thing we have to a costume shop, though it’s probably more for bedroom role playing, you can actually find some real gems there! They also offer a wide variety of wigs, accessories, and everything in between. The 524 Front St shop is open daily from 11 AM- Midnight.
For our pixies, witches, and tu-tu trollops, Mixed Mercantile on Duval Street carries a luxurious array of beautifully handmade tu-tus of all colors. From rainbow to black, these stunning eye catchers can be used again and again. A few corsets also still remain, but they’re going fast! Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
If you’re heading to kinky parties (and we have so many there’s actually a pass you can buy to enter all of them) Leather Master on Applerouth might have what you’re into: straps, buckles, tapes, and chains of your wildest dreams.
*Insider tip: Don’t discount our discount stores! Salvation Army on Flagler Ave is a great place to rummage for the best deals if you’re the creative type. Ross on N. Roosevelt can be another place for a the shoes, outfit, or accessory you were needing at a steal!
“What if I Don’t Want to Wear a Costume… or Anything for That Matter? Where Can I Get Body Painted?”
Great question and easy answer… all over! Body Painting is so popular that many famous body paint artists from all over the country and world make sure to be here at your disposal. Here’s a few good recommendations:
Join the premier all girl team of body artists Femme Fatale Quatre Body Art, October 19-27 starting each day at 1 PM at Sunset Pier, 0 Duval Street. From small body art pieces to full body’s they can help your imaginations run wild! To book an appointment call or text 850-596-4065. Spontaneous? Walkups may be available. Prices start at $40 and up, and they do it all-waterproof, sweat proof, as well as a bling for all you glitter junkies!
Celebrity body painter artists, including Sean Avram from Skin Wars, are setting up shop at the Paradise Tattoo parlor on Duval to unleash their creativity. You’ll stand out with stencils, glo paint, finger painting, water & sweat proof and/or glitter boobs! All paint jobs get a professional photo shoot and the best will join their Wall of Fame. Or get a forever body paint job (aka tattoo). After all- you’re at the right place. They’ve stocked select costumes and accessories to accessorize your PAINT! Call 305-292-9110 for appointments. Open Daily from 10AM- Midnight.
*Insider tip: Garden of Eden, Key West’s exclusive year-round “clothing optional” bar will have artists at the ready during FF so that you can paint and party simultaneously. This hidden gem in plain sight is located on the 3rd floor of The Bull on the corner of Caroline and Duval. Across the street between Caroline’s and The Porter Mansion, tents will be set up on Duval for walk up appointments by serious talent. Even if you’re not interested in getting painted yourself, stick around awhile and watch the magic happen!
Nights are Spoken For, But Don’t Forget to Fill Your DAYS with Fantastic Festivities!
Goombay Festival sweeps Bahama Village!
This exuberant street party showcases island arts and crafts, music and food in the heart of Key West’s historic Bahama Village neighborhood. The main entertainment stage is located at the corner of Petronia and Fort Street featuring nonstop musical entertainment ranging from gospel to reggae. Friday & Saturday (Oct. 18-19) Noon to midnight; FREE.
Join the Dead on a Zombie Bike Ride
This Sunday, Oct. 21st, rise from the dead and gather at Zombieland in Fort East Martello at 2 PM to get your blood flowing, bodies painted, and a mid-afternoon snack from 2-6 PM. Hop on your bike and join the thousands of costumed zombies at 6 PM when the zombie invasion heads down US1 to Duval Street for the Zombiefest in Downtown Key West. Register now at Zombie Bike Ride $5.00 entry
The Perry Puts on a Pool Party
Step right up to The Perry Hotel’s Ringmaster’s Pool Party, featuring carnival games, strongman photo ops, circus-themed food and drinks, music by local favorite Patrick & The Swayzees, and more. Join this one-of-a-kind spectacular for only $10 per person, and leave with an unforgettable Fantasy Fest experience. The ‘big top’ will be open from Noon- 4 PM on Monday, Oct. 22nd.
Cocktail Crawl Creeps Off Duval
Get liquored up with specialty craft cocktails by Key West’s best local hidden gems on this wonderfully curated tour. Walk off Duval St, lead by a Key West local, into tucked away bars (new and old) that still, for the most part, remain local secrets. The $65pp tour includes 5 wonderfully preselected drinks, fun historical tidbits, and yummy appetizer bites during this 3 hr 3:30-6pm Happy Hour tour. Select days thru Fantasy Fest. Get your tickets here.
Get Wet with Fury!
Fury is offering 10% off select day trips with promo code FANTASY*. Trips include: Parasail, Jet Ski Tour, Glass Bottom Boat Reef Eco Tour, Reef & Ritas Snorkel, Double Dip, Dolphin Watch, Ultimate Express, and Island Adventure. *Not valid with any other offer. One coupon per group. Blackouts and restrictions may apply.
Finally, And MOST Importantly, Here’s Where to Watch the Parade!
Watch & Dine at the Oldest House in Key West
Your all-inclusive $199 ticket includes a full-course, sit down dinner served under the lights of their private backyard garden. You’ll also have access to clean and private restrooms all evening long. Trust us, this is important. Gates and bar open at 5:00 pm. Dinner service starts at 5:30 PM. Parade starts at 7:00 PM. Purchase your tickets now!
Monopolize a Good Spot at the Women’s Club
Celebrate the renowned game of Monopoly on the “Boardwalk” at 319 Duval Street by dressing as your favorite game token. Gourmet hors d’oeuvres, a delectable dinner and top shelf open bar will be served. Festivities begin at 5:30 PM. Your venue wristband allows you to “get out of jail free” and mingle with the crowd throughout the event. Tickets $250 – $300. click here and buy your ticket now.
Bash at Bourbon St.
Join us for one of the best views of the Fantasy Fest parade on Duval St. from the Grand Balcony of the New Orleans House. neworleanshousekw.com. , 305-293-9800 or keystix.com. ; 724 Duval Street $$ open 8 AM-8 PM
Flock to First Flight
Enjoy all the parade Extravagance from the comfort of First flight Island Restaurant & Brewery. Our exclusive parade viewing party offers a delectable buffet meal, 3-hour Open Well Bar (domestic beer, house wine & well drinks). CONTACT JACKIE- Call 305-293-8484, or email [email protected] to make your reservation today! Tickets range from $99 -$220.
Rock Out at Hard Rock
Hard Rock Cafe will be grilling up a Fantasy Fest exclusive menu including prime rib of beef and fresh lobster. Priority seats still remain! Contact Diane at [email protected] for VIP red carpet treatment. 305-293-0230. Doors open at 6 PM!
Have a “Grand” Ole Time
The largest balcony on Duval street! Open Bar, Light Hors d’Oeuvres, beads to throw and an amazing view of the 2018 Fantasy Fest Parade. Tickets will be available on keystix.com. For More Information call Brad 305-203-3461.801 Bourbon Bar – 801 Duval St. If you are a Very Important Kinkster you should check out our week pass to all of our events!
Tango to Mangoes
Book early for an incredible step-up viewing and dining experience at the crisply renovated Mangoes Restaurant, situated in the heart of Old Town Key West, at 700 Duval. Elevated seating, drink specials, and special dinner menu – all available with $30 advance, or $40 door admissions. Covered bar and indoor/outdoor air-conditioned facilities will keep you cool and dry whatever the weather. Buy your tickets now mangoeskeywest.com . VIP upstairs balcony and Ricky Ricardo Room (30-50 person capacity) by emailing [email protected].
*Insider Tip: it’s free to view on the street… just sayin’
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